none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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