youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its not stalking. its research.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n