She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.