I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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