Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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