hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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