You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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