Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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