How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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