so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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