You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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