Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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