some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
two words...techno handjob
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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