Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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