ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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