I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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