after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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