he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late