Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Dating After Heartbreak
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?