We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dicks are not precious.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.