i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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