I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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