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• (417): View more from Missouri

  No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???

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