if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.