No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???