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• (913): View more from Kansas

  if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad

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• (315): View more from New York

  playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps

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  warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?

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• (619): View more from California

  There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You're barking up the wrong lesbian.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".

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• (845): View more from New York

  Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I can't remember dinner

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  Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"

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• (716): View more from New York

  They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.

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