I didn't shave. On purpose
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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