That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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