i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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