Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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