kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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