well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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