I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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