Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize
