All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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