thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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