i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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