Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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