Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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