ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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