you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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