Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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