We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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