He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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