didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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