windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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