Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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