I bet he comes in French.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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