brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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