Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
love makes seman taste better
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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