Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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