I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I FOUND THE LEGS
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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