i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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