I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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