are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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