There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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