Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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