home. puking in laundry basket.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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