I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You dont lie about slip and slides
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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