And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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