Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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