also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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